So the Rangers are up 6-5 going into the 9th inning. CJ is set to pitch, so you know its going to be exciting.
What is harder for Chris Davis to do?
A: Make sweet love to a hot, big-titted East Texan?
B: Tie his shoe?
Awesome. Chris Davis is a fucking machine. He owns the MLB. 7 time MVP in the making. How horny is CJ right.....NOW?