Thursday, July 24, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Salty to be traded


Tiny B reports that, according to his sources, Rangers catcher Jared Salti.....cia is going to be dealt in the near future. Still trying to pin down exactly where and for whom, but when we hear something, we'll post it here.

3 comments:

Gentle Shane said...

What are they going to get for him...a box of slightly used batting practice balls and some pine tar?

Anonymous said...

Maybe they'll get a fat, bald, drunk loser.

Gentle Shane said...

I'm in.