Wednesday, November 09, 2005

The Mouth Prevails

Mike Matusow defeted Hoyt Corkins in the WSOP Tournament of Champions last night with Phil Hellmuth placing in 3rd. The banter between Mike and Phil should make for some entertaining tv on Christmas Eve on ESPN. The sad thing is that neither Mike nor Phil have anything on TBR when he has had a few drinks.

14 comments:

Tulsa said...

Ha! Beat you! Suck it, Thum!

patrick said...

Wouldn't it be great to see a table with Matusow, Todd, Helmuth, Shane, Sheik, drinky-Dan, and maybe a moody Wilonsky?

... and then contrast that with a gentlemanly (cerebral?) table with Ivy, TBR, Tulsa, Raymer, Lederer, and maybe Dannenmann for fun?

Tulsa said...

God, I would run over that table.

Tiny B said...

Watching Aaron Kanter last night reminded me of the way Celeste has been catching cards over the last 3 months.

Tulsa said...

Negreanu told me to ignore people when they say that.

Gentle Shane said...

Speaking of fantasy poker games, how about a tables with Welton, Patrick, Ackerman, the Grease Monkey, T-Rog, Matusow, Gonz, Barry Paskin and Laurie Davis.

Question isn't who would win (who cares?), but rather would one well-placed hand grenade be enough to wipe these miscreants off the face of the planet once and for all.

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Gonz said...

On behalf of the other miscreants, let me ask two things:

1.) You are angrier than normal lately. I wonder why. Are you STILL not getting laid?

2.) How can you possibly omit yourself from the list of assholes and hand grenades?

Tulsa said...

[Robert voice]: "Assholes and Hand Grenades. Seminal power-punk trio out of Boise. They never recorded an album, but they did perform unanounced shows in tire stores throughout the Midwest in '93. AMAZING band."

Thum said...

Tulsa, please note who had more comments after their post. Plus, I'm still better looking and a better player. So there!

Gentle Shane said...

Gonz-

Where's my check, you miserable crawfish. Also, you know I can't get laid...since the accident. Thanks for bringing it up.

Tiny B said...

Gonz,

I got your check on Monday. Thanks - TP

Gonz said...

Shane,

You didn't get your check? Huh. Strange, considering that Tiny got his.

You just can't trust the U.S. Postal Service these days....

Gentle Shane said...

Gonz-

You noticed that your check to me hasn't cleared your bank.

You are still a deadbeat.

(BOOM)