Sports is the new Poker.
I hereby offer to underwrite the hiring of 5 Chinese women to follow TBR around Nevada with those privacy shields to keep out prying eyes and camera phones.
Reasons 10 thru 1:10. Too much laundry.9. I'm already in pretty good shape. Just ask Stephen, Terry or Rick.8. Fawcett won't let me.7. If I get too ripped, I'd probably have to fight off Clark's girlfriend. Again.6. 3 words: Not enough Under Armour.5. Don't want to wreck my table image at the Donkey Room.4. What would I do with my size size 54-19 shirts from Brooks Brothers?3. Too many chicks at gyms.2. Running makes me sober.1. Would get arrested for dropping weights on TBR's head.
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