Meet the parents vol. 1

so I met Kelsey's parents tonight....the bone in filet at Nick and Sam's was a hit. Creamed corn was top notch....Kelsey's dad with "is your dick bigger than mine"...."no but my balls are". Technically a conversation between K and her dad but I overheard it and chuckled. She is currently telling me she has neither cock nor balls which I will support in whole. Live blogging from Adam's old condo will resume shortly. Or in the morning if Kelsey has her way. Night boys. Last 39 letters or so from Kelsey. Is he every technically "accurate"? Back to me...murmur.