Saturday, April 01, 2006

Batface Links: Tourney Update #7

Our heroes scrambled like mad to par the short 388-yard par four ninth. After blowing his tee shot right, Scott Fawcett played his second shot short and right into the green side bunker. He then left his third shot from the trap 15 feet short of the pin. However, he redeemed himself by making his par putt. Fawcett celebrated the putt by chugging beer number three.

We sense interpersonal problems between our heroes, though. Just as he finished his beer, Fawcett firmly slapped Todd Phillips on the ass. Todd replied asking, "Hey asshole, just let me know when you plan on making a birdie, ok?"

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