Oh. My.

Which of these graphs buried deep in Dan's post is more awesome:

• I haven’t watched TV — save for a little poker on in various bars — for two weeks. From what I understand, the world may or may not be blowing up. It kinda doesn’t make sense to me, because here at the WSOP, there are tons of Arabs, Jews, Degos, Polacks, Blackies, and Bumpkins — and everyone seems to get along. Where else can you find such a diversity of people sitting around playing a game?

• Or this one...
  

  
  To the driver of the elegantly pimped ROLLS ROYCE parked in PHIL IVEY’S spot … your alarm is going off. It may or may not have something to do with a certain BLOGGER trying to look inside.

Seriously, Dan is my favorite 'tard blogger. Even more than this guy.

P.S.: typed 5K words on Vegas. Will post it in pieces once I get others to fill in some blanks.