I can't believe the Batfaces got called down by some Canadian fag whose ties to our secret organization are circumspect, at best. Anyway, I assume that most of his post was directed at me, so I would like to take this opportunity to refute his claims. Let's look at the accusations:
1. Egotistical. No way. Not me. No one is more humble than me.
2. Misanthropic. I don't even know what this word means...and when people use words I don't understand it makes me hate not only them, but all of humanity.
3. Philandering. Really?!?
4. Racist. Not me. Tim definitely, but not me.
5. Alcoholic. No fucking way. Wait, you might have me on this one.
7. Bulimic. If by bulimic, you mean that I sometimes throw up in the middle of the night after pounding a fifth of VO, then I guess I might be bulimic.
8. Should fuck myself with Sang's huge head. In truth, I would like to do this, but every time I hang out with Sang, we just end up singing show tunes.
So, Mr. Tagg. Take your comments and stick them deep inside your...
You know, on second thought, Tagg is probably right.
2 comments:
Is anyone else shocked that Shane's post includes two graphic links to gay porn? And by that I mean shocked there weren't more?
I think Link 3 in #8 is frighteningly realistic ... because c'mon, that's what Sang and Shane really want.
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