Is Scott Fischman the David Duval of Poker?

Judge for yourself:

Sports News Fail

from the genius of FailBlog:

The Wire vs. Sports, Again

TJ Houshmandzadeh v. Kima.

The Wire vs. Sports, revisited

2. Omar Little vs. Randy Moss.

The Wire vs. Sports, a series

1. Josh Childress vs. Bubbles.

Pop Quiz, Hot-Shot

Who are you most likely to see at the horse track?

This person or this person?

Scattershooting While Wondering Whatever Happened to Scott Fawcett

Watching yesterday's coverage of the Masters made me think about golf, which I haven't played in nearly two months. It also made think about how cool it would be to see our ol' buddy Scott Fawcett in the heat on the final day of a PGA event.

I then fondly recalled Scott's outstanding ass-slapping skills and I wonder if he still has the stones to bring this kind of performance out of his bag of tricks.



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A sad, sad, sad, sad day for Randy Brown.

Tragic.

An Open Response to Fucking Paul Tagg

I can't believe the Batfaces got called down by some Canadian fag whose ties to our secret organization are circumspect, at best. Anyway, I assume that most of his post was directed at me, so I would like to take this opportunity to refute his claims. Let's look at the accusations:

1. Egotistical. No way. Not me. No one is more humble than me.

2. Misanthropic. I don't even know what this word means...and when people use words I don't understand it makes me hate not only them, but all of humanity.

3. Philandering. Really?!?

4. Racist. Not me. Tim definitely, but not me.

5. Alcoholic. No fucking way. Wait, you might have me on this one.

6. Back-stabbing. Not me. I don't work at D Magazine.

7. Bulimic. If by bulimic, you mean that I sometimes throw up in the middle of the night after pounding a fifth of VO, then I guess I might be bulimic.

8. Should fuck myself with Sang's huge head. In truth, I would like to do this, but every time I hang out with Sang, we just end up singing show tunes.

So, Mr. Tagg. Take your comments and stick them deep inside your...

You know, on second thought, Tagg is probably right.

Good post.

All Batfaces are egotistical misanthropic philandering racist alcoholic back-stabbing bulimics that should go fuck themselves with Sang's huge head

Back to you, poker.

Batface Beat, Part 5

Batface Beat, Part 4

So Cold in Big D

If one or two of our friends has a business engagement, it makes it all but impossible for the Batfaces to make a home game. Why? Well, certain people hate certain people and certain people are preggers and certain people just don't feel like playing poker right now.

So, if someone could please explain this one to me: how the fuck do we 'posed to keep peace?

P.S. How is it that this motherfucker is still breathing?

Batface Beat, Part 3

Guns joins the conversation for some in-depth analysis.

Batface Beat, Part 2

Thanks to our good budy over at Pokerati.com for keeping us on the poker landscape.

Batface Beat, Part 1

Didn't figure this blog was that relevant anymore since we went a full month without any posts. But it looks like someone out there is keeping up:

Balls Out!

Whom do you think will be the first Batface to get a pair of these?

(My money is on Tulsa or Son of Sue.)


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Seriously, the Batfaces should look for some co-branding on this.

ALT HED (for Sommer): Ball Out

Baseball

Yep.

Go stuff

And the Award Goes to...(Episode 5)

Wow! A double post today (but not nearly as good as the prior one). Must be the cocaine. Just kidding. Seriously though. Anyone know where I can get some. Not really asking for me, but Sommer is having issues at the homestead and could use the help.

OK, so this will the shortest and simplest award post...

Batface Poker Player of the Year

Easy. Celeste. No contest. Closest a Batface has ever come to a final table at the WSOP. Read more here.

Also, Eric is a great roommate unless you actually expect to him to follow up on his promise to give you a back rub.