I hereby offer to underwrite the hiring of 5 Chinese women to follow TBR around Nevada with those privacy shields to keep out prying eyes and camera phones.
10. Too much laundry. 9. I'm already in pretty good shape. Just ask Stephen, Terry or Rick. 8. Fawcett won't let me. 7. If I get too ripped, I'd probably have to fight off Clark's girlfriend. Again. 6. 3 words: Not enough Under Armour. 5. Don't want to wreck my table image at the Donkey Room. 4. What would I do with my size size 54-19 shirts from Brooks Brothers? 3. Too many chicks at gyms. 2. Running makes me sober. 1. Would get arrested for dropping weights on TBR's head.
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I hereby offer to underwrite the hiring of 5 Chinese women to follow TBR around Nevada with those privacy shields to keep out prying eyes and camera phones.
Reasons 10 thru 1:
10. Too much laundry.
9. I'm already in pretty good shape. Just ask Stephen, Terry or Rick.
8. Fawcett won't let me.
7. If I get too ripped, I'd probably have to fight off Clark's girlfriend. Again.
6. 3 words: Not enough Under Armour.
5. Don't want to wreck my table image at the Donkey Room.
4. What would I do with my size size 54-19 shirts from Brooks Brothers?
3. Too many chicks at gyms.
2. Running makes me sober.
1. Would get arrested for dropping weights on TBR's head.
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