Actual conversation with the wife while we're waiting for texts from Todd (Texts From Todd is a good band name, btw):
[Shakira video comes on MTV Hits]
Tulsa: Oh, Lord. Is it going to be weird if I start masturbating? She makes me a little crazy.
Tulsa wife: That's okay. She makes me a little crazy, too.
[murmur. and...scene]
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